I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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