Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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