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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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