haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what if I'm pregnant?
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Enjoy the penises
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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