Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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