You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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