Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I party with great urgency now.
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