mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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