So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
