i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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