Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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