You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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