I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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