Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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