don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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