I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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