I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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