Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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