I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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