out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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