Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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