Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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