I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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