I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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