I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
then he tried to convert me to islam
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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