So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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