i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The adults are the big ones right?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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