I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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