You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
