WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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