Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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