Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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