I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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