Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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