GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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