I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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