So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
