the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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