CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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