It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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