Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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