Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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