what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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