yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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