so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I stole a fireplace last night.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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