I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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