we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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