How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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