So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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