RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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