you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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