it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
worst night to have a conscience
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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