its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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