new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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