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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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