btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This baby is an asshole
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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