I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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