we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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